THE UNBEARABLE
TRUTH

A Beary Bad Problem

Standing Bear

Black bear sightings in Western North Carolina have increased as the bear population continues to expand outward and into urban areas. The situation is becoming a pain in the ursus for many urban and suburban people as the number of bear attacks are a little too close to home. The map below shows the expansion of bear sightings in only a year.

2014

2015

With so many attacks on dogs, our faithful companions, we may begin to wonder if bears are targeting our canine guardians to lower our defenses, or even planning to replace them in the future. But the worst is yet to come...

Goldilocks, the Tables have Turned

Not only are bears targeting our natural home defenders, but they are also intruding on our porches, patios and Porsches because we make comfort living accessible.

BEATS WALKING BEARFOOT

There are several incidents from numerous drivers who have found their automobile damaged because of a black bear. Perhaps the chips in the back seat were a magnet, or perhaps they were truly wanting to be passengers on a long road trip, possibly to cover more area.

THE BIRDS AND THE BEARS

The birdfeeders you leave out for cardinals and finches spell free food for bears. You may take every precaution and keep a clean, garbage free area, but even simple bird seed is a gourmet snack for bears.

THE BEAR NECESSITIES

Ever want to just lounge outside, drink a glass of wine and relax for a bit? Bears do, too. Whatever you have outside, whether it be outdoor chairs, hammocks, umbrellas, the bears will see your backyard as a neighborly resort and will have a spa day on your private property.

Bearer of Bad News

It's all starting to come together...

They've got BIG BRAINS

Compared to other mammals, bears have a surprisingly big brain-to-body mass ratio. Studies have also shown that bears can count and perform high cognitive tasks, such as Brutus, who could read numbers. He may be smarter than the average bear, but with the motivation of food, anything is possible.

Bears are getting BIGGER

Though black bears can weigh anything up to 400 pounds, easier access and incentive to eat human food is not only expanding their stomachs, and possibly their appetites, but is also expanding their population. It's going to be hard to fend of a big momma bear and her six cubs.

Bears are FAST

Bears can run up to 35 miles per hour. Usain Bolt broke the record for humans at 27.8 mph. The average for average humans is around 10-15mph. There is no way for a human to outrun a charging 400 pound mass that's most likely running for the kill.

They SMELL GOOD

Big brains, big size, and incredibly fast, a bear also has a superior sense of smell, even to dogs. Bears can smell up to 20 miles away from the source. They know where the food is... and when they know where the food is, that means...

To Grin and Bear It

There's a question about whether we've gotten to the point that we can coexist with bears. The general outlook is positive, but the fact remains: their superior sense of smell, intellect, cognitive ability, speed, and size poses a threat to sustaining human life. Bears are taking advantage of our current comforts and are already invading our patios, eating our leftovers, and fighting against our canine companions to gain access to higher roles in society. From pest to pet to politician, bears are slowly climbing the ladder to take full control of our cities and counties.

Are we going to stop them, or are we going to keep giving them handouts until they fully take over?

Bearly Making it Out Alive

We're going to keep on struggling with this bear infestation until the end of time, and there are a few solutions to maintaining our positions of superiority.

Humans need to take better control of their waste and anything remotely related to food should be kept safe and air-locked to prevent any enticing scents from spilling into the air.

All dogs should have combative training and be equipped with bear repellent.

Bird feeders and similar feeders should be removed from home properties, or at the very least, be in constant supervision.

Doors should never be opened and should always be kept locked.

Remove all patio furniture and decorations so bears think the neighborhood isn't fun to visit.

Place giant "Go Away" signs in windows so bears will understand that their presence is not wanted.

In 10 or so years, we can only hope that these preventative measures can calm the bear population back to nature and at an acceptable population size. But in the meantime, DON'T FEED THE BEARS.