Do you take Pride in this? The whole being late thing? Well, this line of thinking sure does explain why you're here, now does't it? Heh, well, at least you're being honest! Some people like that in a person you know. Not so much the whole sleeping forever thing though- hey, at least you get to sleep forever for real now!
Ha... I crack myself up.
Let's move forward why don't we?
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