You reached into your glovebox and pulled out your weapon
This is the best part!
You didn't even shut the door to your car! Sneaking around the side of the house, you took full advantage of the darkness and made your way to the back porch of one of your rival coworkers house. It definetly wasn't your crush's, you knew exactly what their house looked like didn't you!
Staring in from the darkness outside, you saw your work crush alone at the kitchen counter.
How could that bastard leave them alone like that!
Awe buddy, you thought you could treat them so much better!
But why did they look so scared? Was it because of that fool who brought them here?
The pending restraining order said differently, didn't it Bateman?
You saw the look of relief as that terrible theif walked back into the room, but what was he holding?
Dread washed over both of them as they noticed you staring back at them through the glass door.
The person you loved so much
The person you hated so much
They took one shot and you were a gonner
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Weren't ya buddy?
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