It's LOUD in here.

Neon lights dance around the room and TV screens play an unrecognizable sports game. Despite its modern flare the customers seem to enjoy old saloon traditions. The sound of steins clinking and the splashing of beer escaping fills the room. Large men wrestle and chatter as you approach the bar.

"Need something?" The barista huffs out, occupied with cleaning off drinkware.

                    
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You stop to think a moment, what should you ask first?

"Where are we?"

"Why is everyone in here in animal costumes?"